Kris Cantrell is remarkably average.
He stands at an approachable 5 foot, 10 inches. He weighs in at about 180 pounds. He is neither tall, nor is he short. Neither fat, nor is he skinny. Neither handsome, nor is he ugly.
Kris has a wife, two children, a cat, and a dog. His dog is a Golden Retriever. His cat looks like Garfield. His wife is "way out of his league.” And he lives in the suburbs.
Kris is into things that the average American is into.
He looks forward to a new episode of Ted Lasso. He dips his pizza in ranch dressing. He has about $26 in Bitcoin. He plays fantasy football and adds “lol” to uncomfortable text messages.
Kris is a lot of things. But he's not your average realtor from Snohomish County. That's this guy.
Kris writes advertisements (and other stuff.)
Clients
+Nike
+Apple TV
+Amazon
+Google
+Ikea
+Starbucks
Contact
cantrellkris@gmail.com
541.556.5928