Kris Cantrell is remarkably average.
He stands at an approachable 5 foot, 10 inches. He weighs in at about 180 pounds. He is neither tall, nor is he short. Neither fat, nor is he skinny. Neither handsome, nor is he ugly.
Kris has a wife, a child, a cat, and a dog. His dog is a Golden Retriever. His cat looks like Garfield. His wife is "way out of his league.” And his family lives in the suburbs.
Kris is into things that the average American male is into.
He records ABC’s Shark Tank. He dips pizza in ranch dressing. He has about $26 in Bitcoin. He plays fantasy football and adds “lol” to uncomfortable text messages.
Kris is a lot of things, but he's not your average realtor from Snohomish County. That's this guy.
Kris writes advertisements (among other things.)
+The University of Oregon
+Cannes Short List
+Shorty Award Finalist (whatever that is)
+Employee of the Moment (R/GA)
+Second-place, AAF National Student Advertising Competition (District 11)
+Two-time EA Sports NCAA Football champion (University of Oregon)
+Five-time flag football champion QB (Sheldon High)
+ASB Treasurer (Sheldon High)